December 2009
30 posts
“Where do the ducks go in winter?”
– the Catcher in the Rye
Why do you guys want nudes?
vanessaerica:
heyadriana:
vanessaerica:
heyadriana:
(via vanessaerica)
an issue must be taken care of.
and the issue is…
HG look at the initials carefully
I must be out of the loop, because I really don’t understand lmao
cultural conditioning?
“I promised, ‘Vicki, I’ll never let you grow old’”
– Hayden Kho
“all i know is the world is round and the sky is blue…
…and that i...”
– some dork
Weird No?
Jill: i have a job starting monday!
Renee: congratyu-lay-tions!
Jill: it's weird no... you say you congratulations bec i find a job
Renee: yeah bec the way things are right now you make it feel that it's a job...
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably...”
– George W. Bush FTW
no boyfriend since birth
babae: sya kasi ung babaeng di pa nagkakaroon ng boypren since birth
lalake: baket?
babae: e ayaw nya e...
lalake: baket?
babae: may pagka-mahinhin kasi sya e...
lalake: baka sini-sikreto lang
babae: hindi lang talaga nya gusto...
lalake: baka lesbian pala sya...
babae: ano ka ba? may mga ka-chat naman sya... kaso di talaga umaabot sa stage na un...
lalake: baka nga kasi babae ang gusto nya
babae: hinde!
lalake: baket? what's so unnatural about that? e kung ako babae, babae rin gugustuhin ko e!
“I told you not to go to, You Go To! Now You Look At!”
hooking up
girl1: she's hooking up with somebody...
girl2: he is?!
girl1: yeah he's hooking up with somebody...
girl2: but she's hooking up with somebody too!
girl1: yeah
girl2: don't they... rea... that they're gonna catch something from all the hooking up that they do?
sounds like a lotta fun!
“Black stockings are soooo hot! More Please! ;)”
Weaponology Pare
(conversations at a coffee shop)
man 1: ano ginagawa mo?
man 2: nonood, bagong series... weaponology pare
man 1: ano title?
man 2: weaponology
man 1: ano yan series? documentary?
man 2: weaponology. oo parang ganun
man 1: galing ah
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man 2: kape pare?
Maarte
fx co-driver: pasahero ayun o!
fx driver: ayoko yan maarte yan...
fx co-driver: dalawa un o!...
fx driver: maarte yan, gusto nyan magkatabi
fx co-driver: edi lipat ako sa gitna...
fx driver: maarte yan... pero mas maarte ako!
“alam mo kung ano ang pinaka-ayaw ko sa lahat… ang iniistorbo ako habang...”
– fernando poe jr. to nanette medved, isang bala ka lang part II
siya
girl1: nag tetext pa ba siya?
girl2: Don't say bad words!
girl1: ...kaya nga "siya" sinabi ko e!
(silence)
girl1: mahal mo na ba siya?
girl2: e nagpa-asa siya e... nag "i love you" na sya...
“lahat ng bagay sa buhay ay matagal… parang pag bukas ng webpage…”
Maya maya
boy: magkano sakin?
ale: 190
boy: maya na ko bayad ha
(silence)
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ale: anong oras kuya?
boy: maya maya...
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The Wall
(conversations at a coffee shop)
elderly man: kung magcocomment ako sa wall nya makikita nya kasi wall to wall kami e...
elderly women: Oo!
elderly man: pero kung magcocomment ka sa wall nya, makikita namin?
elderly women: hinde... kasi hindi mo naman ka wall e...